The Not Blues Manifesto
By KenBJammen on Apr 19, 2009 | In Welcome
Blues, and just aint gonna be the blues, that's just the way it is. I wrote this not blues manifesto a while ago, but decided today was a good day to share this with my friends here
Dings in your SUV. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is.
Follow up:
Boob jobs gone wrong. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Unless your a guy singing about his babe, but that's pushing it.
Winning the lottery. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is, unless you lost your ticket, then it is probably a psychological delusion.
Caviar. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Don't even question me on this.
Holding up the Kwiky Mart Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Unless, it is you getting caught, or your lover got caught, or you were the one being held up. There are alot of exclusions on this one, we might have to remove this one, but that is up for a vote later this year.
Jamacian Vacation Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Well, unless you get food poisoning, or you loose your luggage, but I am still going to be hard pressed to buy that one.
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