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Daffynition: Guitar Tuner: A dinner dish served with potato chips and mayonnaise

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Guitar Tuner on Whole Wheat or Rye?

Daffynition: Fender: A Canadian person getting ready to do something nice.

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Hey, Eye? You out to being nice tryin' to be my Fender? I don’t think so, you stole my goose and back bacon last week.

Daffynition: Capo: Family name of Chicago Mobster from the 1920’s

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I am glad that my family never had to deal with Al Capo. He was a tough mobster.

Daffynition: Professional Bass Player: See Oxymoron

oxymoron as in

Jumbo Shrimp
Politically Correct
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