Burlap and Blues, The Blues Blog

The first not blues manifesto still gives me a chuckle when I think of it. People who think that dings in their SUV gives you the blues!

Dings in your SUV. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Just ask Yoso. Inside the engine, fix it, outside, dents bring character!

Boob jobs gone wrong. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Unless your a guy singing about his babe, but that's pushing it. Unless it's your babe and they were fake push up bra's from your mom's closet, then it's the blues.

Winning the lottery. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is, unless you lost your ticket, then it is probably a psychological delusion. Going nuts because your wife left you for your cousin, that's the blues.

Caviar. Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Don't even question me on this. Fake caviar served on plastic toast points that give you raging diarhhea, them's the blues!

Holding up the Kwiky Mart Can't be blues, that's just the way it is. Unless, it is you getting caught, or your lover got caught, or you were the one being held up. There are a lot of exclusions on this one, we might have to remove this one, but that is up for a vote later this year. Yes, getting held up at the kwiky mart is the blues, getting held up anywhere is the blues.

The not blues manifesto!