Burlap and Blues, The Blues Blog

How many times have you heard a saying of the late great Confucius.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.