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How to be a good musician, V2
« on: April 09, 2014, 03:51:10 PM »
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Musician


#1 - Get a good Jazz theory book.  Because it will look good on your shelf when you have your friends over.


#2 Take plenty of selfies with your guitar and your amp.  Any good musician will have to have plenty of self promotional material


#3 when you have taken enough selfies with your instrument make sure you change your angle and take more.  Put some green tape on your amplifier, tone is in the green tape.


#4 Buy a book with music in it.  Open it and leave it on the table so when your friends come over, you look like you are doing something musical.  Make sure that you get a road worn microphone so your friends know you are legit.


#5 make sure you get a selfie of you using your whammy bar!


#last get a selfie of your guitar face.   Tone is in the green tape, but is exponentialy exagerated by good guitar face.

Now, you are a good musician!
Does anyone ever read these things.  I have some guitars, some amps and some effects but none of them play the guitar for me.... Yet.

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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 04:45:30 PM »
It also helps to develope wrinkles.  You want you face to look like a road map of the Blues!   :yay!:

A bottles of Gordons Gin and a pack of Lucky Strikes on your coffe table is a must.

You must only refer to your old lady as "My rider"

Poiinty shoes still get the point across (no pun intended)

If you can be black, that's always a plus!

If you can't be black, try to talk black.

When you're out of work say stuff like, "That's all right, I DID my thing!

An air-brushed picture of Elvis on black velvet hanging in your livingroom lets company know you were around back in the day; you ain't no newcomer to this deal!

Say stuff like "Tight is right!" and "Cool is the rule" and slip in coments about "Workin' the night shift".  Good musicians all talk like that

NOW YOU"RE GOOD!  DAMN GOOD!
« Last Edit: April 09, 2014, 04:51:24 PM by DannyDV8 »
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 05:06:43 PM »
I like the road worn jazz theory book.  Very convincing.

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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2014, 12:34:31 AM »
give yourself a name like blues honky, otherwise people will never guess that you have anything to do with the blues, just from the noise you make.

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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2014, 02:06:29 AM »
give yourself a name like blues honky, otherwise people will never guess that you have anything to do with the blues, just from the noise you make.

You can SMD YBUBH'd MF  There's your IQ test, figure it out ! ahahahaha
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2014, 05:48:22 AM »
Say, this is educational!
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2014, 06:56:32 AM »
give yourself a name like blues honky, otherwise people will never guess that you have anything to do with the blues, just from the noise you make.

You can SMD YBUBH'd MF  There's your IQ test, figure it out ! ahahahaha
if you said to lick your pussy, that would make sense, but you don't have a dick. mother fucker is correct, but not your mother, i prefer humans.

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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2014, 03:46:52 PM »
Perhaps a wee bit TOO educational!
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 03:49:16 PM by DannyDV8 »
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2014, 03:51:49 PM »
give yourself a name like blues honky, otherwise people will never guess that you have anything to do with the blues, just from the noise you make.

You can SMD YBUBH'd MF  There's your IQ test, figure it out ! ahahahaha
if you said to lick your pussy, that would make sense, but you don't have a dick. mother fucker is correct, but not your mother, i prefer humans.
I'm not being judgemental here, fellas, but your posts are all sounding increasingly GAY!

THREE SNAPS UP IN THE SHAPE OF A "Z"  ;)
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2014, 04:29:59 PM »
I only used letters and was giving big ugly an IQ test. Apparently he became really frustrated when he couldn't figure it out.
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2014, 04:49:45 PM »
YELLO - OH YEAH ( DANCE MIX )


You're both sounding increasingly frustrated, more and more every day......Just do the deed and get it over with.  Here's a little something to get you in the mood!
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 08:26:55 PM »
YELLO - OH YEAH ( DANCE MIX )

You're both sounding increasingly frustrated, more and more every day......Just do the deed and get it over with.  Here's a little something to get you in the mood!


Don't ask, don't tell.

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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 11:12:41 PM »
Smile MY Dummy You been Undeniably Blues Honked MF ! SMDYBUBH'D MF

At least you got 2 words right out of 10.
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2014, 01:30:04 AM »
The last part is "My Friend" right?
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Re: How to be a good musician, V2
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2014, 10:15:02 AM »
The last part is "My Friend" right?

Your good ! Much sharper than B
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