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RichR

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Monday afternoon, I received a text message from someone I don't know.  After a few long Hmmmm(s),  I responded.  I know the potential for phishers, scammers, crazy stalkers, loyalty tests, etc. and guess I'm capable of keeping out of trouble.  I like a good riddle.

Here is the exchange: My replies are marked with ">>"

MONDAY
   Lets play a game r u up for it   
   >>Who is this?   
   Its up to u   
   I'll give u hints on who I am if you'll play   
   >>Getting ready to drive so not texting. Are you someone I know?   
   Yes and no   
   Hey   
   The game we will play is ill ask u a question and you'll answer honestly and every question I ask u you can ask me one thing about me and ill give u a hi   
   nt wanna play???   
   >>Busy right now   
   Okay... When r u wanting to play???   
TUESDAY
   Who do want to get to know that's a girl??? After this u can ask me one question and I will give you a hint   
   I would like to understand more about this game first. Do you know my identity? If not, how did you come across my phone number?   
   I do know who u r but im confused in a situation where I would like to get out of the way   
   >>You know who I am, but I don't know who you are.   
   Well u do know know me but u don't k ow everything about me   
   >>No one knows everything about anyone.   
   Well u know the basics of me   
   >>To answer your question, I can't think of a girl that I've been wanting to get to know. Honest answer.   
   Okay are u kinda interested in any girl you don't know   
   >>I am married and my interest in girls is as friends.   
   Who are you married too?????   
   >>I still don't have a clue who you are? Or whether you would know her.   
   Okay ask me three questions   
   And whatever you say to me is a secret   
   >>Where do we know each other from? Where are you located? When,where have we met in person?   
   Okay 1 school 2 KS 3 we haven't talked face to face but I feel we have this thing that I can't explain   
   >>So, we went to school together?   
   We go   
   We go?   
   Yea im on team 2 though   
   >>To make sure we are on the same page, which school?   
   CT   
   Who are u "married" too   
   >>{my wife's name}.   
   >>Which school did we go too?   
   I haven't lived in KS very long but we go to ct together   
   Ct?   
   Yea California trail   
   >>I never went to California trail. Wrong number, maybe?   
   >>I have been out of school for decades. Wrong guy/number?   
   No I lived somewhere else before ks   
   >>I have never gone to ct. Middle school is a distant memory for me.   
   This isn't Caleb is it   
   OMG sorry by   
   E   
   >>No. If you are in middle school I am probably old as your grandpa. Hope you find what you were looking for.   
   Okay im really sorry!!   
   >>No problem. It was fun chatting with you. But I'm a 59 y/o married guy.   
   >>I was very puzzled. Best of luck to you.   
   Thanks   

My mind was thinking "scammer, phisher, secret admirer, high school classmate?"  Wrong number!  Good thing I wasn't some creep!

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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »
Might have been the wife on another Ph. just seeing if you would bite ?
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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2015, 09:41:40 PM »
Might have been the wife on another Ph. just seeing if you would bite ?

Yep, crossed my mind.  Loyalty test.

Before I ever responded to the first message, I did a lookup on the phone number.  It was from Portland, OR.  The girl said that she had recently moved to KS.  I think it all checked out as a wrong number from a middle school girl.   

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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2015, 10:38:57 PM »
Glad you had fun with it.  I got one like that a dude thinking he was texting his high school sweetheart.

I didn't play along very long, and said, dude "I am not a girl, you can either take that you are texting the wrong number, or the girl of your dreams is lying to you, either way, you probably wont want to text this number any more."
Does anyone ever read these things.  I have some guitars, some amps and some effects but none of them play the guitar for me.... Yet.

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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2015, 01:50:33 AM »
Back in the 80's , at my office, I used to get a card from a secret admirer every so often. Never knew who it was.
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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2015, 02:13:28 AM »
Back in the 80's , at my office, I used to get a card from a secret admirer every so often. Never knew who it was.

It was brown dude, didn't you know?
Does anyone ever read these things.  I have some guitars, some amps and some effects but none of them play the guitar for me.... Yet.

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2015, 02:52:43 AM »
Back in the 80's , at my office, I used to get a card from a secret admirer every so often. Never knew who it was.

It was brown dude, didn't you know?

He's still sucking his mommas teats back then. Ahaahaa
I have been fortunate enough to get a great bite of the Apple of Life. One thing I know for sure. Watch out for the Worms!

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Re: Old guy stalked by a middle schooler. Now, that's different!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2015, 04:00:56 AM »
10 or 12 years ago a high school girl dialed my number by mistake.  When people dial my number by mistake, I make them talk to me.  Then she started calling me all the time and "playing" with me.  Noting sexual, just giddy girl stuff.  She WAS pretty funny.  All of a sudden she just stopped.  She must have found a boyfriend!
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2015, 06:03:47 AM »
I had a business partner and he was my best friend in life ,he was 10yrs my senior. We had more fun than the law allowed . We was man whores. Once he had this little country girl friend who was my age and she was from a community where the code of the hills was if you get caught monkeying with another monkeys monkey they would kill you. I said Hoyt if her ole man comes in here he is going to think Im the one who she is involved with. i sais Im getting me a T shirt that sais Im not Hoyt!

He sais I m gettin me one that sais Im not either!

He always said he wanted to die after a drink of jack and having sex. He pretty much got his wish ,it was vodka and a heart attack while F'n a 26 year old . She called me at the office hysterical and gave me the graphic details of what happened as it was happening.
I have been fortunate enough to get a great bite of the Apple of Life. One thing I know for sure. Watch out for the Worms!

Blueshonky  2013