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Naked Wet Man.
« on: December 16, 2013, 06:08:05 PM »
That got your attention.

http://kfor.com/2013/12/12/naked-wet-man-found-in-guitar-case-near-frozen-pond-in-eastern-oklahoma/

Naked, wet man found in guitar case near frozen pond in eastern Oklahoma

PORUM, Okla. Police said a man is recovering after being found naked and wet in a guitar case near a frozen pond in eastern Oklahoma.
Officials said a 30-year-old man was walking Monday and got lost.
They said he fell into the frozen pond at some point and managed to pull himself out.
He then took off his clothes, stuffed the guitar case with grass and climbed inside.
A landowner found the man, still inside the case, on Tuesday.
Authorities said the man was taken to the hospital and was in stable condition at last check.
His identity has not yet been released.


What kind of person can fit in a guitar case? 
Does anyone ever read these things.  I have some guitars, some amps and some effects but none of them play the guitar for me.... Yet.

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Re: Naked Wet Man.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2013, 06:58:08 PM »
Sounds like BS to me.
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Re: Naked Wet Man.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2013, 08:20:52 PM »
Maybe in Oklahoma they don't the difference between a guitar and an upright bass.

A Texan I know said guys from Oklahoma would throw dynamite sticks across the river into Texas. The Texans would lite the sticks and throw em back.

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Re: Naked Wet Man.
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2013, 09:34:41 PM »
Sounds like BS to me.

I wish we still had beaker around to try that out for us.  Lock yourself in a guitar case.
Does anyone ever read these things.  I have some guitars, some amps and some effects but none of them play the guitar for me.... Yet.

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Re: Naked Wet Man.
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2013, 09:45:49 PM »
Ping probably already did it for him.
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